Exterior Greeting: I’m thinking of you. But not in a creepy way. I’ve only driven past your house like once. It’s not like I picture your face all the time or anything. Okay, so maybe I’ve been thinking of you in like a marginally creepy way. Oh my god why am I telling you this? Never mind. I’m totally not thinking of you at all.

Blank inside

4.25 x 5.5”

Kraft envelope